Cadeorade Powercade




Finally figured out how to get an ask box wow.

This submit thingy too. Today is so productive.

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

embroideredcupcake:

surrealtiktoks:

I’d say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they’re great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

wizardpostsdotorg:

you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options

uovoc:

Knowing that Howl went “Fuck finishing this PhD, I’m ditching this universe to go chase girls, consort with demons, and live my wizard ladykiller dreams, while owning my own home at age 27” makes him much more understandable as a character

beardedmrbean:

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imlizy:

i do not understand when parents are like “okay we can go in the gift shop but no touching and we won’t buy anything” like dude you are setting this kid up to have a fit. under no circumstances do they understand what you just told them. to them the sentence was “okay you can go in the heaven-like area filled with awesome toys all for you” and when you tell them they have to leave without taking any of it, they will weep like adam evicted from the garden of eden. you have fucked up now

bumblebeebats:

I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations… “Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn’t they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!” well, then it wouldn’t be a tragedy, would it. “Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it’s so sappy and unrealistic!!” Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn’t have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot

deluxetrashqueen:

creepymutelilbugger:

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“i have to water the shitbird wait a minute”

“prosper stupid poultry”

#gedeihe is more like flourish. for plants#and federvieh is technically poultry but literally feathered beast#my poetically accurate translation: flourish wretched feathered beast

knight-of-ashes:

whitepeopletwitter:

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listen, as a government regulator, please for the love of god call your city code enforcement on your landlords more often. we often have our hands tied and cannot enforce the law on code and permit violations until a citizen files a formal complaint. use the services available! PLEASE!

manywinged:

manywinged:

self-proclaimed body language “experts” are so frustratingly hilarious because they seem incapable of understanding that people can lie to you

A photo of a dog playing chess against a kid. The kid has their chin in their hands and is captioned "the body language expert, not understanding how he's losing to me". The dog is looking at the camera and appears to be smirking, and is captioned "me, who's been masking since childhood".ALT

routeriver:

“I hate you” is boring. “I hope your favorite non human character gets drawn as white twink.“ is unique. it’s terrifying. it’s possible. it’s true. it’s happening.